Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls

June 6, 2006

The Girl Dictionary 
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FINE def.  end, conclusion, compromise of

This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right (which is all the time) after hearing this, you (men) need to shut up.

 

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FIVE MINUTES def.  300 seconds duh

If she is getting dressed, this usually means half an hour. (oh you didn’t know?)
The term “five minutes” only applies to us. Ex. When you’re given five minutes to finish watching an nba game, better hope that no hack-a-shaq is involved or else..

 

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NOTHING def.  no part, of no interest, in no degree

This is the calm before the storm. Now this ones’ scary! This only means “something” and you should be on your toes. Press the panic button or apologize (for “nothing“) haha
Note: Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing‘ usually end in “Fine“

 

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THAT’S OKAY def.  no problem, as a brother might say: “it’s all good”

Well nothing’s good with this. That’s okay is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

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GO AHEAD def.  proceed, to move along

With the “proper intonation” this becomes a dare, not permission. Don’t do it or you’ll end up hearing a “That’s Okay” remark.
 

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THANKS def.  express gratitude

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Good Job! 

 

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LOUD SIGH def.  your in deep TROBOL boy!

Not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing“