How Old Were You When You First…
June 28, 2006Hmm True or False?
FELL IN LOVE - fifteen
LOST SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU - seventeen
DRANK ALCOHOL - twelve
SMOKED WEED - never
GOT KISSED - never
GOT STUNG BY A BEE LIKE - never
WENT TO THE HOSPITAL - say like 1 day old?
GOT YOUR HEART BROKEN - hmm never?
LOST A PET - twelve
GOT ARRESTED - seventeen
SMOKED A CIGAR - sixteen
BROKE A BONE - five
GOT JUMPED - fifteen
GOT A JOB - seventeen
GOT CHEATED ON - sixteen
CHEATED ON SOMEONE - never
GOT A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND - never
RODE THE CITY BUS - eight
WENT TO A CONCERT - eleven
MET SOMEONE FAMOUS - five
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More of Sir Charles
~Smallest part~
On Chris Mullin, who had fainted: “If it’s your brain, you’ll be fine.
That’s the smallest organ in your body.”
~Bwahaha~
On throwing an elbow at an Angolan:
“Well, he might have pulled a spear on me.”
open minded
June 23, 2006| You Are 60% Open Minded |
 You are a very open minded person, but you’re also well grounded.Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You’re open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. |
so dont.
June 20, 2006
A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.
Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.
He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.
She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, “Do you love her?”
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, “Hello“
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:
“I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too.”
-dc
time is..
June 18, 2006As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to
ever let you down, probably will…. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time…. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how
it felt when yours was broken…. You’ll fight with your best friend……. You’ll
blame a new love for things an old one did….. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love…… So take too
many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt
because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back…..
myreply
1. you can’t choose whom to like. -> sure you can
2. you can’t choose who likes you. -> uhm yeah no
3. i smoke for the lack of something to do. -> nah not for me
4. revenge is best served cold. -> and with a very pretty face, yeah this ones better
5. when the feeling is right it goes down easy. -> totally
6. when something feels so right, it gets me thinking
something’s gonna go wrong. -> most likely
7. Self-Preservation - there is no room for someone else. For now,
it’s all about me. -> most def!
1st sir charles quote
June 15, 2006
~An eye for an eye~
“If somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back.
Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a while.”
~Confidence~
“I think that the team that wins game five will win the series.
Unless we lose game five.”
Feminus Obnoxium
June 14, 2006I have already outlined the telltale signs that your woman’s a dictator, but today I’m going to reveal the qualities of the worst species of woman, the Feminus Obnoxium, otherwise known as “the bitch.”
Understand the difference between the two. Overdominant women may, in fact, mean well. They may even think they’re helping people because they honestly believe their way is better, but due to personal insecurities or naiveté, they come off as domineering.
The bitch, on the other hand, is pure evil. She cares for no one but herself. She gladly tramples her way through every situation, not caring about whom she hurts along the way, just to get what she wants. To make matters worse, she’s never satisfied with anything.
If you’re in the hands of such a beast, you may already suspect it. But here’s the definitive list that might prove it.
Number 9
She is self-centered
To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.
No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex, especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.
Number 8
She criticizes everything about you
Shaming is a common tactic many women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, and rely on her to do things “right.” Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So, she nags about everything you say and do.
Number 7
She’s cold-hearted
A bitch is typically amoral, adhering minimally to the ethical codes of society, while transgressing every one she can. She dismisses civility for her own gains. She’s manipulative and scheming, always looking for underhanded ways of taking advantage of people or even hurting them. And as proof that she lacks a woman’s gentle soul, she never cries or shows soft emotion.
She expects to be treated like a queen
A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She constantly expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens or adheres to theirs. There is no fixing such a person; it’s programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she possibly get a clue.
Number 5
She treats people like trash
As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She’s rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, and sees them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them — not to them.
Also, she has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. “It’s their own fault,” she’ll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she’s mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can’t do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak.
Number 4
She never pays
As she thinks that it is others’ duty to provide for her, the bitch is a tightwad. On dates she always selects expensive restaurants and orders the priciest dish and drink, but never offers to pay. She won’t pitch in for gas on trips or for food in a get-together. She buys crappy gifts for others, when she can be bothered, usually expecting you to pay for them. And if you mention any of these things, she’ll accuse you of being cheap!
Number 3
She bosses you around
A bitch’s massive superiority complex makes her think people are born to be her servants, especially her boyfriend. As someone who spends a lot of his time with her, she uses you to do all the menial tasks that she doesn’t want to do. Sometimes she’ll even boss you around for the power trip — just because she can.
Number 2
She embarrasses you in public
A bitch cares nothing about the feelings of others, not even of the hapless sap she may be dating. In fact, she uses her man as a punching bag. Sometimes she even berates him in front of his friends, or even hers. She does this either as a power trip, to show others she can, or simply to beat a man’s self-worth down to her own level — misery loves company after all.
Number 1
She flirts with other men
This is the most intolerable trait of a bitch, which many men sadly tolerate. She’ll tease and allure other men right in front of you, never once considering how you may feel about it. There are no bounds to her search for attention and admiration. And to top it off, she’ll wheedle whatever feelings of jealousy she can from you by comparing you to other men.
Ditch the bitch
It’s a strange phenomenon of life. So many good men somehow end up with the cold, abusive woman I just described. They may think they can help her, or even more tragically, they may believe they can’t do any better. But no man should have to put up with someone who treats him like a pest. If your woman has any of the aforementioned traits, it may be time to seek a woman who is worth your while.
-JT
thanks
teams
June 13, 2006All Star East: Ari, Daven, X, Sco, Wanai, Perry, Paul, Boss -Dark
All Star West: Marv, Art, Anton, Mon, Tep, Ryan - Light
Fall seven times. Stand up ouch
June 7, 2006today i almost died while trying to block a shot by mickymille. FOOL! haha joke, no hard feelings. just a big time concussion. haha! tonight ill make sure i pray a bit more 
Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls
June 6, 2006The Girl Dictionary
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FINE def. end, conclusion, compromise of
This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right (which is all the time) after hearing this, you (men) need to shut up.
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FIVE MINUTES def. 300 seconds duh
If she is getting dressed, this usually means half an hour. (oh you didn’t know?)
The term “five minutes” only applies to us. Ex. When you’re given five minutes to finish watching an nba game, better hope that no hack-a-shaq is involved or else..
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NOTHING def. no part, of no interest, in no degree
This is the calm before the storm. Now this ones’ scary! This only means “something” and you should be on your toes. Press the panic button or apologize (for “nothing“) haha
Note: Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing‘ usually end in “Fine“
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THAT’S OKAY def. no problem, as a brother might say: “it’s all good”
Well nothing’s good with this. That’s okay is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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GO AHEAD def. proceed, to move along
With the “proper intonation” this becomes a dare, not permission. Don’t do it or you’ll end up hearing a “That’s Okay” remark.
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THANKS def. express gratitude
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Good Job!
~
LOUD SIGH def. your in deep TROBOL boy!
Not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing“
I’ve learned
June 5, 2006.. that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these things: ones’ hair, misplaced things, introductions
.. that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life.
.. that making a “living” is not the same thing as making a “life.”
.. that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
.. that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
.. that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
.. that whenever I decide something with an open heart, usually make the right decision.
.. that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.
.. that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch - holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
.. that I still have a lot to learn.
jon stewart.. feature this!
Wife tossing
| (1998, Buenos Aires) Did he win the argument? It happened in February 1998 in a working-class Boedo neighborhood. During a heated marital dispute, a 25-year-old man picked up his 20-year-old wife and threw her off their eighth-floor apartment balcony.
To his dismay, she became tangled in the power lines below. He immediately leapt from the balcony and fell towards his wife. We can only speculate as to his reasons. Was he angrily trying to finish the job, or was he remorsefully hoping to rescue her? He did not accomplish either goal. He missed the power lines completely, and plunged to his death. The woman managed to swing over to a nearby balcony and was saved. |
(18 May 1999, Panama City) In a similar story, a Dominican woman exacted her dying revenge on her boyfriend, who tossed her off their third-floor balcony, by dragging him down with her. Maria Mendez, 32, was killed instantly in the fall. Her boyfriend, Luis Alberto Camargo, was rushed to a nearby hospital in serious condition.
According to neighbors, the confrontation occurred early Tuesday morning after Camargo, 30, discovered Mendez in a local bar. The two returned to their apartment and exchanged harsh words which culminated in the fateful plunge. |
Prison break..
(December 1997, Pennsylvania) A prisoner in the new Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh attempted to evade his punishment by engineering an escape from his confinement. Jerome constructed a hundred-foot rope of bedsheets, broke through a supposedly shatter-proof cell window, began to climb to freedom down his makeshift ladder.
It is not known whether his plan took into account the curiosity of drivers on the busy street and Liberty Bridge below. It certainly did not take into account the sharp edges of the glass, the worn nature of the bedsheet, nor the great distance to the pavement. The bottom of the knotted bedsheet was 86 feet short of the ground. But our hero did not reach the end of the rope. The window pane sliced through the weak cloth and dropped him to his untidy demise 150 feet below.
But wait there’s more!
(3 November 1998) Apparently the prison rumor of the previous death did not reach a prisoner who was awating transfer to federal penitentary one year later. He tied eight bedsheets together and rappelled from his seventh-floor window, only to find the rope fell 25 feet short of the ground. Luckier than Jerome, he merely fractured his ankle and scraped his face.
midnight special
Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death
in December in Newton, when, awakening to the sound of
a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone
but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special,
which discharged when he drew it to his ear.
nice
Think about this…
You may not realize it, but it’s 100% true.
1. At least 2 people in this world LOVE you so much they would DiE for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A SMILE from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special&unique. 9. Someone that you don’t even know exists, loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you BELiEVE in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. FORGET about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
June 1, 2006
Sometimes people come into your life and you
know right away that they were meant to be
there… to serve some sort of purpose, teach you
a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you
want to become.
You never know who these people may be but
when you look eyes with them, you know that
every moment that you are with them, they will
affect your life in some profound way.
And sometimes things happen to you at the time
that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in
reflection you realize that without overcoming
those obstacles you would have never realized
your potential, strength, will power or heart.
Everything happens for a reason! Nothing happens
by chance or by means of good luck. Illness,
injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and
sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your
soul. Without these small tests, life would be like
a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere,
safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.
The people you meet affect your life. The
successes and downfalls that you experience can
create who you are, and the bad experiences can
be learned from…. In fact, they are probably the
most poignant and important ones.
If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your
heart, forgive them because they have helped you
learn about trust and the importance of being
cautious to whom you open your heart. If someone
loves you, love them back unconditionally not only
because they love you, but also because they are
teaching you to love and open your heart and eyes
to little things.
MAKE EVERYDAY COUNT!
Appreciate every moment and take from it
everything that you possibly can, for you may
never be able to experience it again.Talk to people
who you have never talked to before, and actually
listen. Let yourself fall in love, even if it doesn’t
seem right because you are too young or too far,
just follow your heart. Surround yourself with those
who make you smile, laugh, and make you happy.
Break free and set your sights high. Hold your
head up because you have every right to. Tell
yourself you are a great individual and believe in
yourself, for if you don’t believe in yourself, no one
else will believe in you. Create your own life then
LET GO and LIVE IT!
“Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful
and nothing is too wonderful to be true.”
